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PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2004 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

..who wasnt quiet sure if he was really bisexual or just going through and experimental phase and was secretly envious of the transexual dog that was clearly the favorite pet.
Either way the bus ride was incredibly weird because they were still wearing JUST miricle whip and....
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2004 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2004 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

body paint, which was what they were doing on the bus to pass the time. Then, suddenly the bus driver yelled....
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 12:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

raisins, which used to be grapes, but are now raisins due to the intense passion that they have for each other. They got off the bus and stepped over the bloody carcass of nikon, kicking him in the groin for smelling like a gerbil. After they were through kicking his bloody and smelly corpse they knocked on Owen's door. To their surprise it wasn't Owne who opened the door but none other than....
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mike...who, not surprisingly, was wearing nothing but Crisco and saran wrap. He asked them in and they all had potato chips and started to watch "The Young Ones" when suddnely....
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GT popped out of the cake in the corner wearing nothing but
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 12:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...Janet Jackson's old costume from the Superbowl half time show - post "wardrobe malfuntion". She announces that she come to avenge the Count of Monty Cristo who was previously beaten with a rubber chicken and proceeds to...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

smother owen (who is handcuffed to the radiator and wearing a ball gag) with...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mustard. Then she began to scream hysterically when she saw the collection of freaks that are standing before her. She then said "Screw you guys...I'm going home" when all of the sudden...
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Owen started convulsing because he had an alergic reation to the mustard. To keep him from swallowing his tounge Keith shoved.....
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 12:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the rubber chicken into his mouth.
Meanwhile GT gets an evil look in her eye pulls out a stealthy looking black walkie talkie and calls for back up.. "Foxforce One this is GT... we have a situation" And smiles. Nano Seconds later Martha Steward arrives fashionably on time and perfectly dressed in her plaid and pastel bustier, color coordinated to match her spring collection of k-mart towels. She immideatly scolds the host in saran wrap for his poor chioce of entertaining tupperwear and ties him up next to owen assuring everyone "Grey Poupon is a fabulous color for spring". GT leaves realising this situation being handled by a true Genius of evil. Martha then proceeds to...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wash behind Owen's ears using her own spit, they were simply discusting. This in turn excited Owen... It had been so long since he had a supermodel of a women share her spit with him.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 2:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This was too much for Keith and drack to take. So the promptly left Owens' love den and decided to go back to PA and see Dozer. When they got there they found that....
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Dozer hadn't done laundy in 3 weeks, and had no clean underwear or pants, so he was wearing...
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a tutu, while dancing around the room like a ballerina. When he realized that he had company he stopped dancing and said....
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