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Keithtj
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Joined: 05 Jan 2004
Location: Out of jail now
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They decided it would be nice to buy Mike a cheap hooker, but they didn't bother to check for and STD's (or STI's now). So they hopped into Drack's blinged out Libby with tweeny fo's and bumped Ludacris out tha trunk  and headed toward the Limey bastard
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Code3TJ
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Joined: 01 Jan 2004
Location: Uzbekistan
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| Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 12:08 pm Post subject: |
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to snatch him up and drive him to the local INS office...
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qadhafi
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Joined: 25 Jan 2004
Location: Hippiekickerville, USA
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| Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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to have him deported back to his homeland of....
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Code3TJ
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Joined: 01 Jan 2004
Location: Uzbekistan
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| Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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bangers and high tea
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ThePhantum
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Joined: 23 Jan 2004
Location: I knew it...I'm surrounded by Assholes!
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| Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 7:31 pm Post subject: |
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so they gangtackled Mike, hog tied him and threw him across the hood of 'dracks TJ like a bagged deer. They were just getting ready to leave when they realized that KY would not be able to fit inside due to his overinflation so they decided to...
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MonkeyBiz
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Joined: 09 Jan 2004
Location: Grand Haven Michigan
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| Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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Put mushrooms stamps on his face, and hope that the mail system would ship him to his destination.
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ThePhantum
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| Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:38 pm Post subject: |
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but the USPS will not ship limey bastards, regardless of postage. So instead they...
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MonkeyBiz
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Joined: 09 Jan 2004
Location: Grand Haven Michigan
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| Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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Hi-Jack a cement truck. They then went, found a plazma cutter, cut the top off of the back of the cement truck, and fit his bloated ass in there.
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ThePhantum
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| Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:58 pm Post subject: |
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That task being completed they decided to drag Swamp Boy (Carl) into this little perverted tale. So they strapped overinflated Keith to the spare tire carrier and drove down to Louisanna, where they found Carl...
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EEP Grl
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Joined: 25 Jan 2004
Location: Key West, FL
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| Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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| who said hog tied Mike smelled like sulfur and refuse to be a part of the story with him in it. So they all made up a big poster board sign that read: "Limey bastard loking for good home, gets along with cats, plays well with kids and is house broken - great family pet!" With that they were on there way to the local Louisiana watering hole with carl when just out side of town... |
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ThePhantum
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| Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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Overinflated Keith broke loose from the tire carrier and rolled off into a ditch filled with....
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MonkeyBiz
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Location: Grand Haven Michigan
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| Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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Frogs.
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ThePhantum
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| Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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Thousands and thousands of teeny tiny frogs. Which caused overinflated Keith to freak out then faint because he was afraid of frogs. When he woke up...
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MonkeyBiz
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Location: Grand Haven Michigan
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| Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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Hank, aka, geep, aka, William that had been a sto-away, jumped to give him assurance that everything would be okay.
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ThePhantum
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| Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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But suddenly Qadhafi (who had been deprogrammed by Nikon and was back to his hippie kicking ways) showed up and started kicking everyone repaeatedly, since they were all obviously hippies. The only one he did not kick was Hank, the potbellied pig because...
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