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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They decided it would be nice to buy Mike a cheap hooker, but they didn't bother to check for and STD's (or STI's now). So they hopped into Drack's blinged out Libby with tweeny fo's and bumped Ludacris out tha trunk bling and headed toward the Limey bastard
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

to snatch him up and drive him to the local INS office...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 12:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

to have him deported back to his homeland of....
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bangers and high tea
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

so they gangtackled Mike, hog tied him and threw him across the hood of 'dracks TJ like a bagged deer. They were just getting ready to leave when they realized that KY would not be able to fit inside due to his overinflation so they decided to...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Put mushrooms stamps on his face, and hope that the mail system would ship him to his destination.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

but the USPS will not ship limey bastards, regardless of postage. So instead they...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi-Jack a cement truck. They then went, found a plazma cutter, cut the top off of the back of the cement truck, and fit his bloated ass in there.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That task being completed they decided to drag Swamp Boy (Carl) into this little perverted tale. So they strapped overinflated Keith to the spare tire carrier and drove down to Louisanna, where they found Carl...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

who said hog tied Mike smelled like sulfur and refuse to be a part of the story with him in it. So they all made up a big poster board sign that read: "Limey bastard loking for good home, gets along with cats, plays well with kids and is house broken - great family pet!" With that they were on there way to the local Louisiana watering hole with carl when just out side of town...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Overinflated Keith broke loose from the tire carrier and rolled off into a ditch filled with....
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frogs.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thousands and thousands of teeny tiny frogs. Which caused overinflated Keith to freak out then faint because he was afraid of frogs. When he woke up...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hank, aka, geep, aka, William that had been a sto-away, jumped to give him assurance that everything would be okay.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But suddenly Qadhafi (who had been deprogrammed by Nikon and was back to his hippie kicking ways) showed up and started kicking everyone repaeatedly, since they were all obviously hippies. The only one he did not kick was Hank, the potbellied pig because...
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