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PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 2:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"So who wants breakfast?" Owen stood up and mumbled something...but since his mouth was now located on the side of what appeared to be his head, no one could understand him. So Troy suggested that they all...
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 8:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

go back to his place so his wife can cook a good old fashioned breakfast of ........
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...ostrich eggs and kangaroo scrotum over fried worms with a side of....
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

frozen waffles. Then troy remembered that because they were so hard to get, he didn't have any frozen waffles. All he had was 12 dozen 0ostrich eggs and 45 lbs of kangaroo scrotum. He hung his head in shame and lamented....
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 1:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that Owen and Nikon were gonna bleed all over his carpet. Since blood is so hard to get out of fabrics, Troy banished them to the back yard where...
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 4:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Horny his faithfull Jack Russel terrier started humping Owen's leg like you wouldn't believe. nikon who had recovered by this time got in on the act and started humping Owen's other leg. Owen was .........
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[psstttt] Candi's is away for a while, we can say what we like and still keep our goolies intact![/pstttttt]
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

less than pleased with the situation and yelled at Troy "If your dog is going to continue to hump my leg i at least need a few beers!!!" And proceded to peel Nikon who was really into it, off his other leg mubling something about "This is so wrong". But that was in reference to troy giving him a Carona and the difficulty of drinking with your mouth dislocated. So he decided the only way to make this better was to...
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

EEP Grl wrote:
less than pleased with the situation and yelled at Troy "If your dog is going to continue to hump my leg i at least need a few beers!!!" And proceded to peel Nikon who was really into it, off his other leg mubling something about "This is so wrong". But that was in reference to troy giving him a Carona and the difficulty of drinking with your mouth dislocated. So he decided the only way to make this better was to...


let Owen be freed from the homerotic beastialic humping

(i find it ironic that we can talk about men doing sexual things to each other but if I type out Ghey spelled properly its replaced by favorite. That is Ghey. Rolling Eyes )
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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let Owen be freed from the homerotic beastialic humping



oh no said Mike, not quite yet can we do this, we must hear a few more times about how owen disagrees with the rules that have been set forth to help promote good tech conversations, but then, just after the dead horse was still beaten...
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The dog jumped owen again...
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

but not because it wanted to hump his leg. Like Owen, the dog was tired of homerotic beastialic humping as well as the stigma that humping legs had brought to his very existence. Just his name, Horny, implied he would automatically hump your leg and sometimes he felt trapped by that stereotype..."This time, it's going to be different!", the dog thought as he jumped Owen to...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bite his knee cap. Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meanwhile up in New Hampshire Todd was reading the latest posts on Wankers Anonymous his favourite website (after JeepHorizons of course) when a loud knocking on his door made him jump up in alarm. He rushed to the door only to find ......
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

3 men in drag at his door....[with utter confusion in his voice] "Derek? Steve? Keith? what the hell are you guys doing here???? WHAT ARE YOU DOING DRESSED LIKE THAT???!!!?????"
{qad} "hey sexy....can we come in????" as he pushes his way through the door.....
The 3 draggers hopped on Todd's stage with the pole and flashing lights and started to dance erotically.....Derek was afixed to the pole for a while.....

Todd not knowing how to react.....


EDIT: thought that I would give you a visual...

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