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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Let's see: I didn't get a lot of sleep (par for the course), the dog is liquid shitting blood (seriously) and it's jacked up here at work.

What more do ya need to know?

0105 pissed


A lot less about your dog... thats just gross... Shocked

0158


Damn, and the worst thing to happen to me is that this damn page scrolls out like double what a normal page should cause of that damn picture. We really need to get to page 53 of this mutha.

Life sux.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Life sux.


...and then you die and worms crawl in yer ears....

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Life sux.


...and then you die and worms crawl in yer ears....

0251 pissed


YAAAAAY!! We're on page 53. I'm so happy.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, it's been my experience that the ants set in first. Shortly thereafter, the maggots begin to make their presence known followed by beetles. Oh, almost forgot about animal action.

Sorry to hear about your dog - have you taken him/her to the vet???
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sorry to hear about your dog - have you taken him/her to the vet???


First thing in the morning....
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

uuuummmmm....maggots......

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sorry to hear about your dog - have you taken him/her to the vet???


First thing in the morning....


What kinda dog is it?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sorry to hear about your dog - have you taken him/her to the vet???


First thing in the morning....


What kinda dog is it?


Pit bull.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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0032 pissed

Not a good fuggin night so far...

Yeh my whole week has been the same way... just bad or annoying or weird.... lets reveiw... since it is 03:00 and i know u dont have anything better to do.. lol
So starting last friday:
-Eep breaks and gets fixed the same day, Stupid mechanic doesnt do job correctly - breaks again, Schedual changes and swaping days off and bumming rides to work...takin the bus : jeep still broken
-Finally tues get the jeep to the good mechanic ...no noises no belt problems all better... get jeep back wed night
-Today Driving to CG office and get hit by dumb guy in a lowered honda who doesnt speak english ... his car got really messed up... mine didnt... only scratched my rim up really bad and some scrapes on the tire... 2 hours later Notice that one scrape that didnt look deep was actually just a real clean slice down to the threads... yay
-Call up guy who is a real jerk and doesnt speak english to get money for new tire.. guy hangs up on me twice... decide its just a hassel trying to explain to him & put out $80 bucks for a new tire... whatever - its worth not dealing with the guy.. who swears it was MY fault when he pulled out into traffic.
-Later on, go to the marina to pick up some stuff off a friends boat... end up getting locked in and no one is around to let us out... had to take these back trails out to the bike trail and drive over all these huge cement divider things to find a way past the gates... which was fun sept i only have 2wd and the trails back there are all mud plus being locked in the marina was annoying me too much at that point... an hour later we finally find a way out of the marina. lol when we drove out of these woods and down onto the road there were some kids there street racing who were all like... damn we need to get one of those... they just came out of the woods bro. haha
-So i go to drop my friend off at his gf's house in the gehtto... on my way out get surrounded by a group of REALLy friendly looking guys that are all "hey cutie whach u dooin... lemme get yer numbah.. you can chill wit me... common shorty..." i'm just like GREAT and spend 2 min talkng my way outta them blocking my way out lol
-get home, grab a beer and relax - a 6 pack later i am nice and buzzed and here we are...
So yeh thats the story... Neutral Wink Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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0032 pissed

Not a good fuggin night so far...

-So i go to drop my friend off at his gf's house in the gehtto... on my way out get surrounded by a group of REALLy friendly looking guys that are all "hey cutie whach u dooin... lemme get yer numbah.. you can chill wit me... common shorty..." i'm just like GREAT and spend 2 min talkng my way outta them blocking my way out lol
-get home, grab a beer and relax - a 6 pack later i am nice and buzzed and here we are...
So yeh thats the story... Neutral Wink Mr. Green


Lay a Glock .357 Sig on your lap and spend 0 minutes talking your way out of that unpleasant situation. Florida is a shall issue state. Go to your probate court and get a permit. I carry when I go to FL. (GA permits are good in like 9 states Twisted Evil )
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sorry to hear about your dog - have you taken him/her to the vet???


First thing in the morning....


What kinda dog is it?


Pit bull.



Hope your pup gets well, have a good weekend steve.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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2.5 more hours...I just have to get 2.5 more hours without murdering these fools I work with....




...I don't think I'm gonna make it.... pissed
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I took the dog to the vet...it doesn't appear to be any type of bacteria or parasite, but they ain't sure...the bloodwork is being done now and they'll call me when the results come back. In the interim, they gave me some anti-biotics to give her, as well as some easily digestable food to smooth out her system...at least she ate it, she wouldn't eat for like 24 hours either.

I also have to get them a "fresh stool sample" the next time she takes a crap...that should be fun.... Shocked

At least she appears to be doing better....
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Glad she's doing better. It seems like back in the days, the vet once told me to boil chicken breast and give it to them with cooked white rice to settle their stomachs.
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Glad she's doing better. It seems like back in the days, the vet once told me to boil chicken breast and give it to them with cooked white rice to settle their stomachs.


Boiled chicken breast or boiled ground beef...with rice. Yup, they told me the same thing today...
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