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MOM
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Joined: 05 Mar 2004

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:21 am    Post subject: April Fools! Reply with quote

Greeting and salutations,

Once again, the MOM (Member Of the Moment) Committee has decided to recognize a member for their contributions to Jeep Horizons, as a whole.

So without further ado or delay: our choice for the April 2005 MOM award is Marlin.

Congratualtions!

Regards,
The MOM Committee

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Personal Info

Net name: Marlin
Website: http://www.stfu.se/
Real name: W. Godfrey Pembrook, III
Location: TX
Funniest wheeling incident: Getting the key stuck in my new Rubicon's ignition for several days. http://www.jeephorizons.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=2065
What does your significant other think? Rosy doesn't mind, except I had to get an automatic so I'd still have enough energy left over for "dates."
Personal Quote: "I think of the proper looking fellow on the Jeep video that I must have watched 50 times and how he says "turn the steering wheel to gain traction" and then at some point he says you can use floormats. "
Something random: Mumsy and Daddy take good care of me.
Favorite Food: Lima beans

Rig Info "Tuna"

Year/Model: 2004 Rubicon
Engine: 4.0
Transmission:Auto for Rosie Palm
Transfer Case: Not sure but I had a cousin who was a basket case
Rear Axle: Yes
Front Axle: Yes
Gearing: I forgot to pay attention to the proper fellow in the video
Lockers: Only one, I'm excused from Physical Education
Lift (BL/SL): My Mumsy says if I get straight A's again next quarter, she'll buy me one.
Details of lift (parts etc.): I'm thinking the biggest most expensive one available since I won't be paying for it.
Rims: I don't discuss my sexual activities with strangers
Tires: Big black ones
Shocks: Getting an A- in my quantum physics class
Steering: I've installed a Sponge Bob steering wheel cover - you should see the laughs I get from my fellow motorists.
Other stuff (Bumpers, Armor, etc): Maybe for a graduation gift again from Mumsy.
Accesories (CB, GPS, etc): My cellular telephone so I know when it's time to head in from the dirt lot for dinner
Best helper building up the Jeep: The salesman at he dealership
Best Mod: I'm not really into the mod scene - more preppy
Worst Mod: Please see above, such silly questions.
Future Mods: This mod business is becoming tiresome.
Worst legal violation: I once change lanes without benefit of my turn signal.
Worst stuck: Shortly after the laborious process of deciding on and purchasing my Jeep, I was doing some highly technical offroading in a neighboring field when I forgot to put it into 4wheel drive or engage the lockers. Thankfully a chap came along and pulled me out with his tractor, but I was surprised that I had to pay him $500. He said it took a big tool to do what I did. I'm not sure what he meant as I certainly wouldn't dirty my hands by actually working on my Jeep.





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Billy's89XJ
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Joined: 03 Jul 2004
Location: I'm the Charlie Browniest

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congrats!!! thumbs rofl rofl

Edit: Who's Jeep is it?? rofl rofl
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Keithtj
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Joined: 05 Jan 2004
Location: Out of jail now

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rofl rofl too funny too funny


April Fools!
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ThePhantum
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Joined: 23 Jan 2004
Location: I knew it...I'm surrounded by Assholes!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Keithtj wrote:
April Fools!


In the name of all the things that we hold dear, I hope so. Shocked
Lima Beans. too funny
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Code3TJ
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Joined: 01 Jan 2004
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor Marlin. rofl rofl rofl
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Joined: 01 Jan 2004
Location: New Orleans LA.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rofl rofl rofl


Good one.... laugh
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WhatWasIThinkin
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Joined: 02 Jan 2004
Location: Epping New Hampsha

PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rofl rofl rofl bowdown
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