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Which Jeep is the Lamest?
Low Rider "To Kill For"
50%
 50%  [ 8 ]
A Jeep Fan's Dream- with Dubs.
12%
 12%  [ 2 ]
The so called "Beast of a Car"
18%
 18%  [ 3 ]
Pimp Juice
18%
 18%  [ 3 ]
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qadhafi
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Location: Hippiekickerville, USA

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2005 9:06 pm    Post subject: Bring a barfbag. Reply with quote

Thought I would take a look and see what kind of SWB Jeeps were on eBay. Enjoy.


"Im asking 9500.00 or best offer. for more info. please call me at 201-410-3360." Mr. Green


"Excellent condition; A Jeep fan's dream---Don't miss this phenomenal deal! " tool


"Over $6000 in many upgrades to make this Jeep a beast of a car !!! " Shocked

And the Coup de Grace.

"Free 20 Cases of Pimp Juice!!!!"
"As you can see, this is one of the coolest Jeep Wranglers ever made. With its state-of-the-art wrap and powerful motor, this vehicle is made to cause a scene and then bounce from it, just as fast."
"No Matter Where You Go, YOU Will be the Life of the Party if YOU Pull Up In THIS RIDE!!!!"
We will also supply (20) cases of Pimp Juice INSIDE the vehicle when you Pick it Up, AS WELL AS, Nelly will Autograph a Picture of the Car, that will be Made out TO YOU; THE BUYER.

The Car will also be outfitted with the custom plaque seen below:


fo shizzle
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Billy's89XJ
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man only thing misssing on this one for mall off roading is Fuzzy dice and curb feelers rofl rofl rofl rofl

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majikxms
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 3:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PIMP JUICE....sweet, my bid is in for the Nelly Pimp Juice Jeep. rofl
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the hell is pimp juice? rofl
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qadhafi
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Code3TJ wrote:
What the hell is pimp juice? rofl


http://www.bevnet.com/reviews/pimpjuice/

"Manufacturer's Brand Overview: Pimp Juice is a healthy, non-carbonated energy drink possessing a tropical berry flavor. Pimp Juice’s artificial coloring gives it a smooth neon green glow, while its 10 % apple juice content adds a natural sweetness to its taste. Providing 100% of the body’s needed vitamin C, B2, B3, B5, B6, and B12, Pimp Juice works to increase the drinker’s energy supply. In addition, an 8 oz serving of pimp juice contains Taurine, a conditionally essential amino acid that aids the body in its absorption of nutrients needed for optimal mental and physical performance. Pimp Juice acquires its boost from Guarana, an all-natural tropical ingredient. When roasted, its seeds produce stimulating effects similar to caffeine. Pimp Juice also includes 250 mg of D-Ribose and approximately 140 calories per serving. Pimp Juice represents the new and improved energy drink for today’s active and health conscious consumer. The use of caffeine has allowed the competition to adequately address the energy needs of their consumers. However, Pimp Juice employs Guarana to match this feature and goes a step further to provide the nutrients needed to maintain this high level of function. Furthermore, Pimp Juice is non-carbonated which makes it ideal for demanding sports and intense workouts."

New slogan- "Tastes so good it makes you want to slap a ho."
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So basically what you're saying, is it is an energy drink with guarana and other natural vitamins for the "fashionable downtown urbanite" on-the-go, to give you the fruity, exhilirating, quick electric charge, so you can "OWN 'dat non-payin', holdout beee-otch 'de nex'time she don' make wi' da' benjamins in too shakes an' a jake..."

A'-ieght?
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Tx Outlaw
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 4:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The first one seems to be an old pic (check out the background). Wonder if the chick comes with it? Mr. Green
If I had to pick one of them to take, it'd be the pimpjeep. They can keep the pimpjuice tho. Sounds nasty!
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WhatWasIThinkin
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 4:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mmmmMMMMMMmmmmmm....Freshsqueezedpimp....
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2005 5:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't forget PJ's (that would be Pimp Juice foo) matching PT Cruiser friend on sale at eBay:
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