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i just killed a huge flying cockroach.


 
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fibulator
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 2:50 am    Post subject: i just killed a huge flying cockroach. Reply with quote

he was like 2'' tall and could fly. he was trying to hide under some desks but i chased him down. he was waaaay to big to fit under a computer. that was his last mistake. pure adrenaline was running through my veins as i tightened the grip on the rolled up news paper in my hand. my eyes were fixated on my prey. nothing would be able to break my concentration at this point except for maybe him attacking me. the paper in my hand become seemingly weightless as the skin in my knuckles turned white while i approached the enemy with another carefully placed step. and then all of a sudden my primeval instincts finally took over my entire body as my arm stroke down on my enemy with undeniable force leaving him motionless after the first hit and smashed to pulp after the following ones.

rip my honorable enemy.
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Hashish


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Drake69
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just wait, 10,000 of his brothers and sisters will be rising to avenge his death. Better get Orkin, or at least more newspapers. rofl

You've been warned... Shocked rofl
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