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kygreenyj
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:44 pm    Post subject: Pilot jokes Reply with quote

I heard a pilot joke on tuesday, "how do you know when a pilot enters a room? He tells you". Flying is my major and thats the only joke i know, so i think im letting my future profession down, anyone else know any?
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themajor
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A pilot comes in for a landing and the plane stalls a few feet above the ground and Plop, rightdown on the runway and the plane skids to a stop. The tower call him and says " Didn't you hear me when I told you you were approaching too slow??" Pilot answers " I couldn't hear crap because of that damn horn blowing in the cockpit!!"

Get it????
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only time you have too much fuel onboard is when you are on fire!!
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you call two Phillipino pilots? A pair of pliers Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

how many pilots does it take to screw in a light bulb??

one to stand and hold the light bulb while the world revolves around him


just heard that one
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not a joke but one of my favorite scenes from airplane is when the Flight attendant has to re-inflate the auto pilot rofl
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