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What I Learned from the 2005 Jeep Horizons Southeast Run

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 1:44 pm    Post subject: What I Learned from the 2005 Jeep Horizons Southeast Run Reply with quote

Fri:
1. Beer Pong and a case of Keystone light makes KTJ and Ryan late.
2. God is smiling down on you when a car full of girls pull up next to you and you see boobies and then they follow you to a gas station and ask you to go to Nashville.
3. Rednecks do not understand golf jokes.
4. When you almost flip a zj within the first 5 minutes of wheeling, you know you are in for a good day.
5. A ZJ taking a mudpit at 40 mph sideways will get on two wheels.
6. Shocks don't break on the trail, they do on the way to the trail.
7. My photography skills rub off on people.
8. Don't look back when you hear an air horn.
9. Steve likes to speed through a trail.
10. Jen ask for the "real stuff" then gets stuck.
11. ATV's get stuck in mud when Eric tries to jump over one and falls short.
12. If your jeep gets hung up on an obstacle don't ever leave it to take a look, Corey will jump in it and take it over the obstacle.
13. GPS can still get you lost.
14. Park maps suck.
15. 15!!!!
16. It's nice to get back to camp from a long day of wheeling and your neighbors already have hamburgers ready for you.
17. Black poop means you are digesting blood.
18. Eric and Early Times means an Early bed time.
19. College Basketball causes arguments.
20. Troy does get drunk dialed.
21. Land O' Lakes is a butter, Land Between the Lakes is a park.
22. Cops do not like jokes.
23. If a 300lb naked man and his 300lbs naked girlfriend get pulled over for a DUI, there is a good chance that Meth is under their hats.
24. If a vehicle barks it's tires, the cops blame it on the Jeep with a 4cyl and 33's.
25. It's not a good thing when the cops creep up to your cabin and then park to watch you all.
26. Horses are dumb.
27. Fire is cool.
28. Coyotes run in packs.
29. Yak calls happen after midnight.
30. The people in the cabin next to ours do not like jokes at 4 AM.
31. Issac's tent is a mansion.

Sat.
1. Steve like's butts, that's why he spent three hours in one.
2. If a bunch of Jeeps are parked on the side of a trail and looking over a ridge, everyone else stops to see what is going on.
3. If you burn out someone elses winch and offer to pay for it, chances are he's gonna decline.
4. Eric can jump over a cliff if the ledges are atleast 8 feet apart and he doesn't need a running start.
5. Rednecks do not need to give wheeling advice.
6. It takes 4 people to keep an XJ from flipping over.
7. When you're stuck on an obstacle and the park rangers come to watch, you know you are doing something right.
8. Fruitstripe is bubble gum and a toyota truck.
9. A WJ with a flip out TV and street tires is bound to get stuck.
10. Don't let Eric and Issac ever measure a mud puddle with a stick.
11. Matt's (KYgreenYJ) YJ sinks like a rock in a fishtank.
12. Dueling banjo's, dueling 4 wheelers, whatever we're in the South.
13. 4 year old girls do not like mud, and are very adimant in telling you so.
14. If you get Eric doing donuts on an ATV in a mud pit, he will get thrown off.
15. Greg on the other hand will hold on.
16. Driftwood makes great firewood.
17. Matt starts a fire with WD-40 instead of the full bottle of lighter fluid.
18. Issac is a gentle giant who takes pride in kicking someone's ass and working at GE.
19. Don't piss off Issac he can pick a man off from 70 yards with a rock.
20. Issac is the red headed step child of Hercules.
21. Farve's (Far-Vah) #1
22. John is a pyro.
23. A stick in the Fire stays in the fire.
24. Steve's weather forecast; "It's dark."
25. KTJ's and Greg's weather forecast; "It's Gonna Rain!"
26. A tick on your leg is making it's way up to your balls.
27. Skunks stink and travel in pairs.
28. A bunch of drunk guys actually wonder what it looks like when a guy gets sprayed by a skunk.
29. If we warn you that there is a skunk by your cabin, do not send your husband out to investigate and then proceed to lock him out of the cabin.
30. We never could convince anyone to chase after the skunk.
31. Greg's tent walks.
32. Issac is scared of the man outside of his tent cutting a coke can with a knife. That is why Issac sleeps with a hatchet.
33. It's hard to sleep when people snore, but at times they can come together to make harmonious melodies.
34. Boots do catch on fire.
35. Fire is a great way to clean up your campsite.
36. Super Troopers, Simpsons, Family Guy, Spaceballs, Airplane, and Will Ferrel make great camp site conversation.

Sun
1. If you look sad enough you can convince people to stay open and cook you breakfast.
2. It's sad when the trip ends.
3. Land Between the Lakes is glad that we are gone.
4. It takes $1 to fill 1 33" tire at a gas station.
5. People look at you weird when your jeeps are covered in mud.
6. It's nice having the shortest drive out of everyone that came.
7. I can't wait until next year.

To Steve, Jen, Corey, Matt, Greg, Issac, Eric, John, Shawn, Megan, and Ryan.

Thanks for a great trip I had a blast and will see you all next year in Virgina.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:45 pm    Post subject: Re: What I Learned from the 2005 Jeep Horizons Southeast Run Reply with quote

Keithtj wrote:
Thanks for a great trip I had a blast and will see you all next year in Virgina.

You should make the trip up to PAP in July.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 4:10 pm    Post subject: Re: What I Learned from the 2005 Jeep Horizons Southeast Run Reply with quote

ehirner wrote:
Keithtj wrote:
Thanks for a great trip I had a blast and will see you all next year in Virgina.

You should make the trip up to PAP in July.


I agree!! Great things you learned Mr. Green rofl
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like I missed out on a great trip. Maybe next time...

Hope you guys had a great time though. Cool
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:12 pm    Post subject: Re: What I Learned from the 2005 Jeep Horizons Southeast Run Reply with quote

Keithtj wrote:
30. The people in the cabin next to ours do not like jokes at 4 AM.

I told you so. Finger rofl rofl rofl
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I really want to go to PAP, but when I was talking with Steve, I really need some more skid plates. I might be able to be there, we'll see!
Troy just for the record, it was my cabin that had the cops visit, Steve and Jen were good!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that was a funny list, sounds like it was a blast!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh yes, we finaly made it back at 2AM, what a long f'n drive.

Great times were had by all and thanks for invited us out!

Oh, Keith you can do the bunny hills at PAP without problems. Finger
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for coming out guys, can't wait to do it again. Glad that you all made it home! I'm sure I could do the bunny slopes there, but I know the group wouldn't want to do the bunny slopes!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dale and the Turtle are all b out the bunny slops.


I'll be going the bunny slopes and the intermediate stuff, because 1 I'm to much of a pansy for the hard stuff and I only have my stock skids.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yea, you'd be alright Keith. Only Vic and I will be doing the tough stuff. Vic because he's got the lift and tires for it....me because I'm just insane (as you have now seen first hand).

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

KTJ you forgot about killing the atv winch, aparently they don;t make those strong enough to pull an xj sideways
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yea, that should be right before #3 on Saturday...

"If you pull an XJ sideways with an ATV winch, it WILL burn out the motor."

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey I learned alot, I couldn't remember everything.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn sounded like you guys had a blast. Sounds like ATVS and winching sideways are a bad combo. Then again sounded like sleeping next to you guys in the next camp must of been hell. Finger
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